Looking for the best Florida topless beaches? Finding a Florida clothing optional beach won't take long.
Because there aren't any Florida nude beaches.
I know...you heard from a friend...who had a friend here on the Florida beach...who swears he's put his beach chair right in the middle of a bunch of college girls or flight attendants from Sweden who spent the afternoon topless.
Yeah...right. Trust me, you're getting hosed. It never happened.
Nudity on the Florida Gulf Beaches is illegal
Okay guys, get over it. That headline says it all. Let's not be stupid.
You wouldn't believe how many questions I get about how to get to the best Florida topless beaches.
For some reason, guys will not accept that good-looking women would choose an arrest record over starting their own Florida nude beaches.
Are you kidding me???
All that nonsense you hear about beautiful women going topless down at
Fort DeSoto Park
on the North Beach is also just a bunch of hooey. Forget about it.
I think, in the past, there were a couple of areas down there that were somewhat isolated and some girls ( or gay guys) tried it, but those areas are now extensively patrolled.
I wouldn't doubt there are one or two chicks hiding behind some sand dunes, wanting to get rid of tan lines, but they will be hyper-vigilant. You are not going to mosey in there and establish meaningful conversation with them.
If you still can't get over the fact that there are no Florida topless beaches, your next best bet would be to head over to
St Pete Beach
during Spring Break.
The girls over there seem to try to out do each other with micro-bikinis. They are down here to forget about college classes and get a great tan.
Oh yeah, one more thing...they've heard every weenie line in the world, and have seen every bit of phony Alpha-male behavior. Don't chump yourself by trying to run some lame Game.
They are nice girls looking forward to professional careers and an accidental pregnancy is not on their list of Top 10 Experiences. Does that make sense?